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The Royal Three
01:49
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We are the royal three
We three rule the world
If you see us you have better run
Cus’ I wanna torture you
I’m the one who likes to kill
My vice is drinking wine
But most of all we dont give a care in the world
We are the royal three
Self proclaimed overlords
So you better not disagree
Cus’ I will imprison you
And I’m gonna start a war
And I just kind of drink my wine
Most of all we dont have a care in the world
Most of all we dont have a care in the world
We are the royal three
We are the royal three
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3. |
Free To Be Evil
01:51
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Hangin’ in the castle and we’re making a stew
We’re gonna party all night on a beer fondue
We’ll stay up late and stare at the stars
We’re singin’ and a screamin’ and a-strummin’ guitars
We the people
We burned the steeple
Free to be evil
We’re gonna kick off our shoes and slap our feet
We’re sliding down the halls are lighting speeds
We’ll tear down the tapestries and make a cord
We’ll play tug-of-war until our muscles are sore
We the people
We burned the steeple
Free to be evil
We’ll go to the dungeon and freak ourselves out
And collect the kooky crabs that are crawling about
We’ll slam ‘em on a cauldron on a burning flame
Suck the meat from the bodies and the thoughts from their brains
We the people
We burned the steeple
Free to be evil
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Moon Silver
01:55
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So ride on, Moon Silver
Break the dawn, Moon Silver
Burning dreams of sovereignty
Let down your curls, Moon Silver
Let fall your pearls, Moon Silver
Harmony, for thee
Far from here, Moon SIlver
Mind of steel, Moon Silver
Find your home dear
Among the poplar trees
Among the sunlit streams
Harmony, for thee
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5. |
Revival Of A Rose
02:27
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The thorn of a rose of love is sharper than any blade
And the weight of loneliness is heavier than a stone man
La la la la
Love is a Confliction
To you my heart wont yield
A battle is when you fight and ours is a fighting field
La la la la
Revival X3
Be my rose X3
Soul angel X3
Comin home X3
La la la la
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6. |
Castle On A Cloud
01:43
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There is a castle on a cloud
I like to go there in my sleep
Aren't any floors for me to sweep
Not in my castle on a cloud
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
There is a lady all in white
Holds me and sings a lullaby
She's nice to see and she's soft to touch
Cosette, I love you very much
I know a place where no ones lost
I know a place where no one cries
Crying at all is not allowed
Not in my castle on a cloud
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Snake
01:23
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There’s a snake in my room
With me
And you
There’s a snake in my room
With me
And you too
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They thought they could snuff me
Poison in my wine
Wouldnt be so angry
If I would have died
It’s my point of view
It is me or you
Take them to the dungeon
Molten sea of flames
There is no more daylight
Darkness is my game
It’s my point of view
It is me or you
My beast is very hungry
You will be his meal
Jaw of iron power
Teeth of mighty steel
It’s my point of view
It’s my point of view
It’s my point of view
It is me or you
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9. |
God, It's Us
01:24
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I live a tattered life
My world’s in shatters
I rarely speak a word of good
I rarely pray
But if god is really up there
But if god is who to blame
What’s the point in living good if living’s all the same
I live a tattered life
My world’s in shatters
I rarely speak a word of good
I rarely pray
But if god is really up there
But if god is who to blame
All the beautiful sinners live in vane
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Banditry
02:16
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Mead time
Fill my cup
Feed time
Fill me up for I am weary
Lying, thieving, stabbing, and dying
Don't trust us
It’s a must
Queen time
Rule yourself
Steed time
Hooves of hell ride on the wind
Freedom, leisure, thrive on, murder
It’s a must
Don't trust us
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Would you like to storm the castle with me and my horsey?
Would you like the wind in your hair and my eyes in your stare?
Sandy beaches and castle breeches
Still I dream of a companion for me and my horsey
Still I dream of a companion for me and my horsey
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Wizards
02:23
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Wizards on a sunny day laze away
Reveling in a nude sunbathe, stripped away
From their leisure and they didnt have a clue
By king’s order of no magic in the land
Wizards in collars holler
Man their lives have changed
Sent to a dungeon for nothing
but playing magic games
Kings will never understand magic men
So they try to lock away all of them
Wizards in collars holler
Man their lives have changed
Sent to a dungeon for nothing
but playing magic games
Kings will never understand magic men
So they try to lock away all of them
No more sun to toast their pales skin into tan
No more wands to hold inside their wizard hands
No more robes cus’ wizards like their robes
All for nothing
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13. |
Wet Chainmail Contest
01:25
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Wow it’s like really dark in here man
I know - I keep, I like it like that
It’s not like a fun dark, it’s like scary
There’s nothing to be afraid of, theyre all my friends
Welcome to the dungeon
Welcome to the dungeon
What’s going on over there?
Actually, dont touch that
Whoa
This is just what you guys get up to?
Yup
HOT
Welcome to the dungeon
dungeon
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14. |
Dragons Come At Midnight
02:49
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Books on Alexander the great we dont give a crap
Why dont we talk about something that actually happened?
I wrote a letter to a dragon sent it in the mail
I knew it was a dragon who responded cause he told me the tail
(of the dying and the screaming when the)
Dragons come at midnight
Oh i heard the people say
Oh the villagers afraid
Oh the prophecy explained
Take a walk in the shoes of a peasant on the run
The blood and gore and families burned and nothing can be done
I wonder how a dragon can live with itself
Does all of the destruction have a purpose or is it just for fun
Dragons come at midnight
Oh I heard the people say
Oh the villagers afraid
Oh one more time
All night we burn
When will we learn
Dragons come at midnight
Oh I heard the people say
Oh the prophecies explain
Oh one more time
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15. |
Call To The Throne
02:37
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Lakes of blood for me
Dark song of night
The call to
The call to the throne
It pulls me forth
The call to
The call to the throne
I feel at home
I feel at home
Darkness will reign no longer
I feel at home
Spilling blood for
Spilling blood for
Rivers of blood for me
Praise be to me
Your queen has arrived
Your queen is right on time
I feel at home
I feel at home
Darkness will reign no longer
I feel at home
Spilling blood for
Rivers of blood for
I know my destiny
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My wolf baby X2
Howling when the moon shines on
And when i’d sing you’d sing along
And I’m singing don’t go baby, please don’t go
Don’t go baby X2
You pressed your paw into my life
And now you’re running towards the light
And i know you’re in pain but won’t be long
Gonna be with baby til she moves on
Goodby baby X2
It’s always hard to say farewell
But in my heart i can tell
That I have to let my baby go
So long baby
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